Cheesy Pickup Lines

So the other day i was textin my best buddie all these random pickup lines and just thought i'd share SOME of them. Plus my momma said i should write a blog with the pickup lines. so...yeah. here they are!! [some of these are ones katie sent me too] you'd have to be a total idiot to fall for these.

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

Kiss me if im wrong, but your name is mahamad? [pretty sure that one only works if the persons name isnt mahamad]

Hey, you look like my first wife [how many have you had?] None. lame

Ill bet you i can kiss you without using my lips...oops i lose.

Can i have a picture of you to show santa what i want for christmas this year? ohh thats a good one


POOF {what are you doing?} I'm here! now what are your other two wishes?! thats GENIE-ous!

Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number. woowwwww

i got skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?

what is on your butt...my eyes!!! hahahahahahahahaha thats a favorite





well im bored so im gonna go on to chuck norris jokes


chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad. oh dang

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

Chuck norris is 1/8 cherokee. this has nothing do do with ancestry, he ate the indian

c.n. made ellen degeneres straight. hhahaha burrnnnn

c.n once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. haha randommm



so yeah. im really bored, cant you tell? well, tomarrow is father and sons, so ill probably be writing another blog. cool stuff is gonna happen. i can feel it. LATER!!

=(

well, im still phoneless. just in case you were wondering.

Math teech

well, the other day, i was in math, and my friend chuck said some big word that i had no clue what it meant. so i said "wow charles, that was a pretty big word." and freakin mrs parcell told me to stay after class to "communicate with my parents". so i stayed, wasting my precious lunch time. she called what she thought was my moms cell fone, but mine started ringing....kinda creepy... and then i gave her the right number and she called like 5 times and said the answering machine was saying " hey its ishy" but it wasnt saying that, it was saying muche, not ishy, my moms nick name. then she tried calling my house phone but my mom wasnt home, she was out with my dad and my lil brothers. then she tried calling my dad at his work, but he was gone too, so no use in that. then she was going to email my parents, and i told her to go for it. but then she finally decided to call my dads cell and leave a message......gosh she seemed so desparate to tell on me!! she made me write a sorry letter to him. i think it said something like this:

dear chucky,
im very sorry if i hurt your feelings.
love,
alex

hahahaha i dont think she has given it to him yet. she told the class to be nice to charles, and about 10 minutes later she totally dissed him!!!!!! HYPOCRITE!!!

Spring Break

so here's what i did for the past week:

friday- i think we just went to the wash with our foam weapon stuff and beat each other. fun stuff

saturday-went to the polonesian festival thingy with my family and went to the gilbert dance, they only let me in because i tucked my hair behind my ears to get in

sunday-church, fireside at bro hannemans...

monday- hung out with the crew, beat on each other, went to chick fil a with family and then build a bear!! whoooo!!

tuesday-hang out all day, go play churchball [we owned of course] and had a late night at devins.

wednesday-went to devins house and made a chain reaction thingy to star a fan in his garage: you pull a string which makes a softball roll into a bucket which falls and pulls a stick out that is holding a bball which rolls and hits into a cabinet and makes a ruler go down a zip line thingy and knocks over a stick onto a rope wich releases three softballs into a bucket that pulls a rope which is tied to some ribbon which flips the switch to turn on the fan.....all that when we could have just gotten up and turned it on =P churchball again that night [kicked butt]

thursday- stayed home to babysit so mom could go out and eat with sis greene. then hung out with justin and later went to walmart with joey devin nico and justin to get more weapon stuff. made weapons at devins and then went home

friday- packed for the cabin in pinetop, and left around 2ish. drive for 3 hours and got to cabin. unloaded all of our stuff and then went to safeway and mcdonalds. later that night the greenes got there.

saturday-rode jacks sweet mountain bike down the big hill, shot the bb/pellet gun and went to the lake to skip rocks fish and have a picnic. made a fire for fun, and had pizza for dindin. yum

sunday[today]- packed, shot the gun a little more, ate some leftover pizza and went home. ate noodles with salsa [yeah, wierd huh] and started blogging......

so yeah that was my basically mega terrific spring break synopsis! the end! =P

Ummmm....ok

So this is my first blog. Ever. I feel so special now. Well, im on spring break right now, and thats probably why i got a blog...that and katie wanted me to get one. so yeah...i have no idea what to write about. ill probably write something next week about how amazing my break was [not really]. so thats all for now, i guess......i know, im a lame blogger, huh... ;)