So the other day i was textin my best buddie all these random pickup lines and just thought i'd share SOME of them. Plus my momma said i should write a blog with the pickup lines. so...yeah. here they are!! [some of these are ones katie sent me too] you'd have to be a total idiot to fall for these.
My love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in
Kiss me if im wrong, but your name is mahamad? [pretty sure that one only works if the persons name isnt mahamad]
Hey, you look like my first wife [how many have you had?] None. lame
Ill bet you i can kiss you without using my lips...oops i lose.
Can i have a picture of you to show santa what i want for christmas this year? ohh thats a good one
POOF {what are you doing?} I'm here! now what are your other two wishes?! thats GENIE-ous!
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number. woowwwww
i got skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?
what is on your butt...my eyes!!! hahahahahahahahaha thats a favorite
well im bored so im gonna go on to chuck norris jokes
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad. oh dang
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
Chuck norris is 1/8 cherokee. this has nothing do do with ancestry, he ate the indian
c.n. made ellen degeneres straight. hhahaha burrnnnn
c.n once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. haha randommm
so yeah. im really bored, cant you tell? well, tomarrow is father and sons, so ill probably be writing another blog. cool stuff is gonna happen. i can feel it. LATER!!
